Live Dangerously

I see you turned your alarm off & closed your eyes-I too like to live dangerous
1 month 4 days ago

We Broke Up

Redneck, We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins
1 month 4 days ago

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

Dog says, Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, It Kills You
1 month 4 days ago

What helicopters do in action movies.

What helicopters do in action movies. Pie chart shows Explode.
3 months 1 week ago

Virtual Hitman

Chinese father hires virtual hitman to 'kill' son in online games so he will get
3 months 1 week ago

I wonder if...

I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going to marry. Me too airplane.
3 months 1 week ago

Let me play you the song of my...

mtv, let me play you the song of my people, LOL jk, here watch some preg chicks
3 months 3 weeks ago

Table

Stick Figures)Hey dad, yeah? Is this a table or are we doing crazy karate kicks?
3 months 3 weeks ago

Dear Algebra

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x, don't ask y
3 months 3 weeks ago

Cat tries to catch a snowball.

Cat tries to catch a snowball, gets plastered with a snowball.
3 months 4 weeks ago

Turn Me Over

Rock with "Turn Me Over" written on it. Bottom-you just took orders from a rock
3 months 4 weeks ago

Quarter

Made 2 million in the market, gave a quarter to charity, I now have $1999999.75
3 months 4 weeks ago

Santa in the Trunk

4 months 4 weeks ago

Epic Snow Sculpture

epic, big, snow sculpture, the size of a giant sea lion.
4 months 4 weeks ago

Christmas Portal

Christmas tree looks like it's in a portal, top coming out of ceiling
4 months 4 weeks ago

Samuel L. Catson

Samuel L. Catson (cat with Samuel L. Jackson head)
5 months 2 weeks ago

Choose Wisely

Download page with a bunch of fake download buttons. Indiana Jones choose wisely
5 months 2 weeks ago

Irish Stereotype

Irish guy. Wedding? Get the whiskey. Oh you said funeral? Get the whiskey.
5 months 2 weeks ago

How to Speak with an Aussie Accent 1.0

Aussie Accent, if you say "rise up lights" it is equal to "razorblades" in Aus
5 months 3 weeks ago

Not Sure if Fart

Not Sure If Fart, or Diarrhea
5 months 3 weeks ago

Soviet Drink

Soviet juice drink called Leninade.
5 months 3 weeks ago

This Clock is Slow

Note on Clock: This clock is slow. Other note: Clock learns at it's own pace.
6 months 4 weeks ago

Electric Fence

Wood Fence, with sign that says electric fence.
6 months 4 weeks ago

Father?

Walrus: Father?, guy from myth busted: Yes, my son?
6 months 4 weeks ago

A Whim Away

At any given time the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight is just a whimaway
7 months 2 weeks ago

Why Emergency Rooms Exist

Guy squating on swiss ball, why emergency rooms exist.
7 months 2 weeks ago

It's what you've been wanting...

Parents give kid a present, and say it's what you've been wanting..
7 months 2 weeks ago

Dog Costume

Dog with awesome costume, looks like two dogs standing and carrying a present
8 months 1 week ago

Do I Ever Have a Bad Hairday?

Horse with good hair, Do I ever have a bad Hair Day? Neigh.
8 months 1 week ago

Don't I'm Hideous

Monkey hiding from the camera, don't i'm hideous
8 months 1 week ago

Naysayers gonna Naysay

British guy on an ancient bike: Naysayers Gonna Naysay.
9 months 2 weeks ago

Allergic to Bees?

Asian dad. Allergic to bees? That's my boy.
9 months 2 weeks ago

Shoed

Basketball game, a player's foot is in another's face. Have you seen my shoes?
9 months 2 weeks ago

The Olympics are so glamorous.

Shot putter with a funny face, the Olympics are so glamorous...
9 months 2 weeks ago

Alpaca

couple kissing, alpaca behind: I get the hint, alpaca my bags and move out
9 months 2 weeks ago

Blockman

Cinder Block with pole through it's hole looks like a stabbed block head...
9 months 2 weeks ago

Escalation

Facebook status went from being single to married. Ron Burgandy-that escaleted
10 months 1 week ago

Oh you ran a marathon?

Oh, you ran a marathon? How heavy was the sled?
10 months 1 week ago

In Soviet Russia lawn mows you!

In Soviet Russia lawn mows you.
10 months 1 week ago

Appeeling

half peeled banana, I find this attire appeeling
10 months 2 weeks ago

Wait a Second

Elephant in a tree, wait a second, this isn't my nest
10 months 2 weeks ago

Checks Himself

bad luck brian, checks himself still wrecks himself
10 months 2 weeks ago

Forever Alone

Facebook, does anyone need tutoring for $15 dollars an hour? Will you just hang.
1 year 1 week ago

Morpheus

What I if told you, you read the top line wrong.
1 year 1 week ago

Hay

This job isn't for everyone, but hay ..it's in my jeans.
1 year 1 week ago

Spiderman Vs. Rock N Roll

Rock N roll Spiderman, know the difference.
1 year 1 week ago

Mother's Day Present

Don't forget to buy a bottle for mom, mother's day sunday 5/13 remember you're
1 year 1 week ago

Wake Up

guy with aerosol flamethrower spraying a sleeping kid, "hey wake up"
1 year 1 week ago

50,000 Hz

My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz, you've probably never heard it before
1 year 2 weeks ago

Nike...

Nike yarmulke
1 year 2 weeks ago

Pet Rock

Has a pet rock, it runs away
1 year 2 weeks ago

Chuck Norris Fact

Bruce Lee, want to know Chuck Norris fact? I kick his ass.
1 year 2 weeks ago

Sounded Bad

Awkward moment- Saying something, then realizing it sounded extremely sexual.
1 year 2 weeks ago

Sinko De Mayo

Mayo in a Sink, Sinko de Mayo
1 year 2 weeks ago

It's the governments fault I can't find a job...

It's the governments fault I can't find a better job, majored in medieval lit.
1 year 2 weeks ago

Browses Internet for the first time...

Browses internet for the first time... 4chan.
1 year 2 weeks ago

What If

What if Bill was Ted?
1 year 2 weeks ago

You give me the kind of feeling that people write novels about...

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about, criminal novels....
1 year 2 weeks ago

All Men Are Created Equal?

All men are created equal, False explain midgets.
1 year 2 weeks ago

Neil Young

Two pictures of Neil Young, one Neil Young, the other, Neil Old
1 year 2 weeks ago

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