I see you turned your alarm off & closed your eyes-I too like to live dangerous
1 month 4 days ago
Redneck, We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins
1 month 4 days ago
Dog says, Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, It Kills You
1 month 4 days ago
What helicopters do in action movies. Pie chart shows Explode.
3 months 1 week ago
Chinese father hires virtual hitman to 'kill' son in online games so he will get
3 months 1 week ago
I wonder if I've already met the person I'm going to marry. Me too airplane.
3 months 1 week ago
mtv, let me  play you the song of my people, LOL jk, here watch some preg chicks
3 months 3 weeks ago
Stick Figures)Hey dad, yeah? Is this a table or are we doing crazy karate kicks?
3 months 3 weeks ago
Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x, don't ask y
3 months 3 weeks ago
Cat tries to catch a snowball, gets plastered with a snowball.
3 months 4 weeks ago
Rock with "Turn Me Over" written on it. Bottom-you just took orders from a rock
3 months 4 weeks ago
Made 2 million in the market, gave a quarter to charity, I now have $1999999.75
3 months 4 weeks ago
4 months 4 weeks ago
epic, big, snow sculpture, the size of a giant sea lion.
4 months 4 weeks ago
Christmas tree looks like it's in a portal, top coming out of ceiling
4 months 4 weeks ago
Samuel L. Catson (cat with Samuel L. Jackson head)
5 months 2 weeks ago
Download page with a bunch of fake download buttons. Indiana Jones choose wisely
5 months 2 weeks ago
Irish guy. Wedding? Get the whiskey. Oh you said funeral? Get the whiskey.
5 months 2 weeks ago
Aussie Accent, if you say "rise up lights" it is equal to "razorblades" in Aus
5 months 3 weeks ago
Not Sure If Fart, or Diarrhea
5 months 3 weeks ago
Soviet juice drink called Leninade.
5 months 3 weeks ago
Note on Clock: This clock is slow. Other note: Clock learns at it's own pace.
6 months 4 weeks ago
Wood Fence, with sign that says electric fence.
6 months 4 weeks ago
Walrus: Father?, guy from myth busted: Yes, my son?
6 months 4 weeks ago
At any given time the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight is just a whimaway
7 months 2 weeks ago
Guy squating on swiss ball, why emergency rooms exist.
7 months 2 weeks ago
Parents give kid a present, and say it's what you've been wanting..
7 months 2 weeks ago
Dog with awesome costume, looks like two dogs standing and carrying a present
8 months 1 week ago
Horse with good hair, Do I ever have a bad Hair Day? Neigh.
8 months 1 week ago
Monkey hiding from the camera, don't i'm hideous
8 months 1 week ago
British guy on an ancient bike: Naysayers Gonna Naysay.
9 months 2 weeks ago
Asian dad. Allergic to bees? That's my boy.
9 months 2 weeks ago
Basketball game, a player's foot is in another's face. Have you seen my shoes?
9 months 2 weeks ago
Shot putter with a funny face, the Olympics are so glamorous...
9 months 2 weeks ago
couple kissing, alpaca behind: I get the hint, alpaca my bags and move out
9 months 2 weeks ago
Cinder Block with pole through it's hole looks like a stabbed block head...
9 months 2 weeks ago
Facebook status went from being single to married. Ron Burgandy-that escaleted
10 months 1 week ago
Oh, you ran a marathon? How heavy was the sled?
10 months 1 week ago
In Soviet Russia lawn mows you.
10 months 1 week ago
half peeled banana, I find this attire appeeling
10 months 2 weeks ago
Elephant in a tree, wait a second, this isn't my nest
10 months 2 weeks ago
bad luck brian, checks himself still wrecks himself
10 months 2 weeks ago
Facebook, does anyone need tutoring for $15 dollars an hour? Will you just hang.
1 year 1 week ago
What I if told you, you read the top line wrong.
1 year 1 week ago

Hay

This job isn't for everyone, but hay ..it's in my jeans.
1 year 1 week ago
Rock N roll Spiderman, know the difference.
1 year 1 week ago
Don't forget to buy a bottle for mom, mother's day sunday 5/13 remember you're
1 year 1 week ago
guy with aerosol flamethrower spraying a sleeping kid, "hey wake up"
1 year 1 week ago
My favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz, you've probably never heard it before
1 year 2 weeks ago
Nike yarmulke
1 year 2 weeks ago
Has a pet rock, it runs away
1 year 2 weeks ago
Bruce Lee, want to know Chuck Norris fact? I kick his ass.
1 year 2 weeks ago
Awkward moment- Saying something, then realizing it sounded extremely sexual.
1 year 2 weeks ago
Mayo in a Sink, Sinko de Mayo
1 year 2 weeks ago
It's the governments fault I can't find a better job, majored in medieval lit.
1 year 2 weeks ago
Browses internet for the first time... 4chan.
1 year 2 weeks ago
What if Bill was Ted?
1 year 2 weeks ago
You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about, criminal novels....
1 year 2 weeks ago
All men are created equal, False explain midgets.
1 year 2 weeks ago
Two pictures of Neil Young, one Neil Young, the other, Neil Old
1 year 2 weeks ago

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